"We're Amazing": A Report on the TP

The TP, the official name released by the party, is one of five currently established parties represented in the 98th Parliament. The TP, one of the smallest parties with only six members, claims to promote open trade.

"We are working for the benefit of the country and people," proclaimed Josh Beasley, the official spokesperson of the TP. He continued, "We're amazing." Their policy does not include any new movements or big changes. However, they want to maintain the current economical situation of Great Petronia and are open for negotiations with every country regardless of those nations political attitudes or the situation of the local people. During a second interview Beasley emphasized once again that the TP is willing to interact with all nations, including countries like China or Russia, regardless of their individual trade policies, political systems, and human rights issues.

Today, Mr.Robert Foresberg was elected as the leader of the party by a unanimous vote. Members of the TP say that Foresberg is the smartest man they have and that he is well-educated and a good debater.

Nevertheless, the party is not yet sure who they are going to nominate as a candidate for the President of Parliament.

- PATRICIA WEYKOPF