Friday, July 18, 2008

PPP is for DZ


We have managed to get an exclusive interview with the newly elected candidate for leader of Parliament from the Progressive Petronians Party (PPP), Dexter Zhuang.

We had a few minutes of small talk before we actually started the interview. The feeling in the room was very relaxed and friendly as we began.

The Petronian Tribune: Why do you believe that you have been chosen for the candidate for the leader of Parliament?

Dexter Zhuang: I feel like I have the experience because I know parliamentary procedure from past activities such as Model UN and debate. Also, I have been the speaker of the house in my state's student congress and the mayor in a statewide city simulation. And I feel like I would be the most fair and efficient head of the Parliament, because is not about the issues but it is about the how you conduct the meetings.

PT: Do you believe you are the best choice for being the head of representation of the parliament of the people of Great Petronia?

DZ: Yes, because of the formerly mentioned experience, and I feel like I am more experienced than the other candidates in conducting meetings.

PT: Do you have any comments on the other candidates who are running for this post?

DZ: They are all really qualified and exceptional candidates, but the most important thing we should focus on is how we can function in the Parliament.

PT: What do you mean with how we can function in the Parliament?

DZ: By making the meeting as smooth, productive, and efficient as possible.

PT: Were there any opponents or other candidates?

DZ: Not really; we were pretty unified.

PT: Do you have any plan for you campaign, such as for example the candidate of MEAP, Nasser Siadat, has?

DZ: As of now we are still planning a campaign, but we will something set up by the end of this glorious day.

PT: If elected, what do you want to achieve in your term?

DZ: As the leader of Parliament I would represent the views of all the people, and I would make sure that the debate and legislation go as well as possible. And I would ensure that there is a fair and just rule.

PT: How do you want to keep the balance between the parties in the Parliament?

DZ: By hammering out compromises on issues that there are conflicts on and working through cooperation to solve problems that we encounter.

PT: Do you have any preferences for the parliamentary buffet?

DZ: As long as the food is better than that of the cafeteria, maybe a few vegan and kosher choices would be nice.

- ANDREJ SVETLOSAK